Sweet Valley High Drinking Game

I just stumbled across a (fairly) old blog post involving the Sweet Vally High Series.  It struck my fancy because I have seen some of my grade 7 students reading this series and was transported back in time to my own obsession with these books (I think I was 7 or 8).  This, however, is where the nostalgia ends and the AWESOME begins.  The blog author has created the single-most fantastic drinking game EVER.  I give to you:

The Sweet Valley High Drinking Game

1 drink anytime the words “blonde,” “sun-streaked,” “blue-green eyes” or “perfect figure” are mentioned in relation to the Wakefield twins’ looks
1 drink anytime anyone goes to the beach, or talks about going to the beach
1 drink anytime Liz and Jess get to drive the Fiat
1 drink anytime Jess mentions the number “37″ (you guys, seriously, she does this a lot)
1 drink anytime they mention Steve, the eldest Wakefield child
1 drink anytime Bruce Patman shows up
1 drink anytime Jessica flakes on chores, Elizabeth talks to herself, or Todd or Enid are lame
1 drink anytime “Eyes and Ears,” the gossip column that Elizabeth writes for The Oracle, the student newspaper, is mentioned
1 drink anytime the fucking matching lavaliers are mentioned

The full post can be found at foreveryoungadult.com  Anyone want to play???